Parent's are shagging and having some fun,
Nine month's pass out you come,
For fellas it'll be time before they get into some,
All you life you try to find the right one,
By night and day until the sun has shone,
Some are large 'n' some are small,
Older men say you've seen one you've seen 'em all,
Some stink vile 'n' some are sweet,
AND THAT'S THE SOFTNESS THAT I'D PREFER TO EAT.